Showing posts with label Humour. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Humour. Show all posts

Wednesday, 12 November 2014

Skating to Dating!!!!!!

It is a ritual in the bus to distribute Chocolates, sweets, prasad, snacks on occasion of any good news, birhtdays, pooja, or if anyone has gone on vacation (special delicacies of that place), etc. Yesterday we got to eat peda(s) in the evening. Obviously people were curious to know the reason.  It went like this:

Last person in the bus who conveyed the news to the front people: D's son won the state level
championship in SKATING!!!

Reached the news by the middle of the bus: D is dating !!!!and hence the sweets...

By the time it reached us: D's dating and has become a proud parent of a son and hence the sweets!!! 

Monday, 16 December 2013

Car ka kissa...

Was returning home from office in the evening. Reached my complex around 8pm. Few Kids were playing football, cycling, badminton and some were busy chatting. Small kids were accompanied by their MOMs...watched this a 10 year old stout girl trying to sit on the bonnet of the car. Her mother was having a conversation with her. This female now trying to sit on the top of car. I was worried about the car..Was thinking how to tell the girl to get down. Fortunately, her mother shouted at her to come down  muttering kiski car hai mata nahin looking at me... I just looked at her and said MERI HAI!!!!!!...Mother and daughter for a second didn't know what to say neither knew what to do...mother started apologising. daughter immediately got down!!!!

Thursday, 14 November 2013

Empty House

Recently I joined yoga classes. I am trying to implement some of the practices (I have forgotten few and some are very simple to follow; I like to take the ROAD most travelled !!!) taught in the classes. One of them was to wash your face when you get up. while washing one's face, we have to  fill the water in the mouth and splash water on the face with your mouth closed. Do it for 5-6 times and then throw the water from your mouth. You will see a very refreshed face and it also helps in maintaining good eye sight. Today, while doing this process, I looked into mirror, was shocked to see the house so empty!!!!face looked so empty SANS MAKE-UP!!!!!!!!!! ....Later on realised, on every part of the face we apply make up!!!Without is looked, so empty I just happen to connect to house without furniture!!!!